- I'VE BOUGHT YOU THE CARAVAN.
- I DON'T LIVE IN THE HOUSE WITH YOU?
AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.
IT'S HIS THORAX. HE'LL BE FINE.
# BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S GOT
THAT RIDES OFF LIKE THAT.
# BUT DON'T GO IN
PERHAPS IT DOESN'T FIT IN WITH HER BLINKERED
VIEW OF THE WORLD. NEVERTHELESS, NICE SONG.
WHEN I SAT DOWN, I LOOKED UP AND REALISED
IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN PETER PURVES.
- ON THE BUS.
- YOU TOOK THAT ON THE BUS?
"PROGRESS IS TOO LEISURELY TO BE CALLED FAST.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S
GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.
LISTEN TO THIS. IT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.
- JANE.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
LET'S NOT GET BOGGED DOWN
IN THE TIME AGAIN. SIMPLY TIME TO SAY,
ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!
MAYBE YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT
WITH A WIFE OR AN OLD FLAME.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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