I'M SORRY, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

HERE'S TO OUR FUTURE RELATIONSHIP AT THE BBC.

ON THE LINE, WE HAVE, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN
ROY FROM CAISTER ST EDMUND. HELLO.

# BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S GOT

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

"HEATHCLIFF!" PANG!
THEN HE REALLY WOULD BE WUTHERING.

HE'S NOT SHOWING OFF.
THEN HE GOES OVER A CLIFF AND HE'S FALLING.

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO THE STATES.
- I USED TO HANG AROUND THE STATES.

SO YOU CAN GET A TRAFFIC CONE TO BE SICK INTO?

"BUT ON A MOTORWAY, IN FIFTH GEAR,
THE MEGANE'S SLOW PACE REALLY BECOMES A PAIN.

IT WAS AGONY.

NO CLOTHES, COMPLETELY NAKED,

- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?

IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.