RAWLINSONS WILL GIVE YOU 50 MORE SHOP-SOILED
CHOCOLATE ORANGES IF YOU PLUG THEM AGAIN.

PHWOAR! LOOK AT THE LEGS ON THAT.

NO. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
IT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK IMPORTANT

- YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT.
- PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

"SWALLOW" IS A DETECTIVE WHO TACKLES VANDALISM.

NO. IT'S NOT A FONT.
IT'S A POOL THAT THEY LOWER YOU INTO.

SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

(JED) TEA'S UP.

ER...

NO, NO.

A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.

I WANT TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE
OF THE KIND OF SELL-THROUGH VIDEO THAT I MAKE.

STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!

I WENT TO A FUNERAL, WHICH WAS VERY SAD,

I, ALAN PARTRIDGE,
TALK TO M.E. SUFFERERS ABOUT THEIR CONDITION.

- JUST A MINERAL WATER FOR ME, PLEASE.
- ACTUALLY, I'LL HAVE A MINERAL WATER, TOO.

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT DEAD AIR IS A CRIME.

I'D BE DELIGHTED TO DO THE JOB.