I'M JUST A FAN, ALAN, THAT'S ALL.
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

AIDAN IS FROM SELBRIDGE, WHICH IS
NEAR DUBLIN, AND I'M FROM WEST CORK.

WASH?

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A DRESSING GOWN.
TELL US ABOUT THAT.

L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

HE KEEPS SAYING THAT.

- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- TWENTY-FIVE.

# GLANG-ALANG GLANG-ALANG ALANG

WHO SMILES AT A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE
FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

AAH. STILL THINKING ABOUT THE LITTLE HELICOPTERS.

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

I THINK I'LL GO TO MY ROOM AND LEAN ON THE SINK.

- I'VE GOT YOU ALL A PRESENT.
- TA, AL.

IF YOU LET ME GO, I WILL GIVE YOU

YES. NO, THE LAST CORPORATE JOB I DID