AND MY COPY.

MASSIVE, IT IS.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO.

I CANNOT NOT TALK TO THE CUSTOMERS.
MY BADGE SAYS, "MICHAEL. I'M HERE TO HELP."

YEAH. POP IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR LEXUS.

COMPLETELY WIPED OUT.

- DO YOU MIND IF I BRING MY GUITAR?
- I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF AREA.

HELLO?

- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!

- I'M FROM MANCHESTER.
- M62.

LIKE SHARON DAVIES AND JET FROM "GLADIATORS".

- I CAN SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
- YEAH!

- VANDALS GOT TO YOUR CAR AGAIN?
- AFRAID SO, THIRD TIME. SCUM. SUB-HUMAN SCUM.

COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?