HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED YOUR CRACKLING?

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

HERE'S TO OUR FUTURE RELATIONSHIP AT THE BBC.

- HAVE A LOOK ROUND. I'LL TREAT YOU.
- CHEERS.

I'M GOING TO RING CAROL
AND ASK IF SHE'LL DO THE CORPORATE VIDEO.

JOIN IN, THEN.

- IT'S A SMALL "H".
- NO, MAN. YOU CAN SEE THAT FROM SPACE.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

MICHAEL DID SOMETHING SIMILAR LAST NIGHT
AND HE'S VERY HAPPY.

- WE DON'T NEED OUR DRIVE TARMACKING.
- THIS IS GORDON.

DON'T BE HORRIBLE TO ALAN.

NO. HE LIKES TO LIE THERE, THOUGH,
WITH THE "SUNDAY EXPRESS"

IT'S AN INVITATION TO MY BAPTISM.

AAGH!

EVEN THEN IT'S GOING TO WEIGH
THE BEST PART OF A TON.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
SHOOT FROM YOUR HIP - YOUR NEW HIP.

THE SUBMARINE'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT TANKER.
THEN WE CUT TO MOSCOW.

WE MANAGED TO RECTIFY IT, BECAUSE
IT NOW SAYS "COOK" WHERE IT ONCE SAID "COCK",