HE WAS IN THE ARMY AND I THINK
HE SAW PEOPLE BEING BLOWN UP...

ZOMBIES DON'T HAVE TAILS.

RIGHT. I THINK I'LL BE GOING ALONG, YES.

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU
TO SEE A SHOW HOUSE AT TEN O'CLOCK.

- I BROUGHT THE BROCHURES.
- CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

I WAS TYING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.
I'D BEEN HITTING NINE, LYNN!

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

THERE IS TO BE NO SECOND SERIES, AND I'VE
LISTENED TO YOUR IDEAS, I'VE LISTENED TO THEM ALL,

ANYWAY, THERE'S THE BAR.
GENTLEMEN, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.

YES. NO, THE LAST CORPORATE JOB I DID

WHEN GOD WAS HANDING OUT CHESTS...

WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR BLEAKEST MOMENTS,

WITHOUT HITTING NINE FIRST.

YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.