BECAUSE IT REPRESENT MY LOVE FOR ALAN.

I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THE SCRUMPY!

- WERE YOU SICK?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

ALAN, "BOUNCING BACK". I SUSPECT
YOU MEANT IT AS AN IRONIC TITLE, DIDN'T YOU?

I DON'T BECAUSE I USE LYNX AFRICA.

MICHAEL, THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE THE CASE,

THERE'S ONE WORD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU...

THE FUNNY THING IS I'VE BEEN
IN THE BUSINESS FOR 15 YEARS,

THAT DOESN'T WORK.

- THEY CALL NORFOLK THE RUMP OF BRITAIN.
- IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOB.

BYE.

TRY SAYING NOTHING.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

- IS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY COMING THROUGH?
- YES.

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

- I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.

LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE