I'M TALKING TO DOMINGO IN LITTLE OAKLEY.

YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?

I'M ONE OF THE ANTI-CANCER SET.
WE'RE A DYING BREED.

HORSES RUNNING THROUGH COUNCIL ESTATES,

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

- HE THINKS HE'S ROD STEWART!
- YOUR ROAD SAFETY VIDEO'S DOING WELL.

RUINED A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT
FOR MANY DINERS BY MASSACRING THEM.

- SHOW LYNN.
- OH, YEAH.

OH, THE CAVALRY. COME ON IN.

IT'S JUST AN ARMY SAYING. GIVE US ANOTHER ONE.

OH, FORGET IT!

BRILLIANT. IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.

I'M DYING TO HEAR YOUR IDEAS
FOR THE FIREPLACE CONFERENCE.

ANYONE WHO COULD UNFURL
15 FEET OF THIN SHEET METAL

- WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'VE NO IDEA.

VEY RELIABLE, BUT SHE'S GOT A MOUSTACHE.

RIGHT, THEN.

THIS WAS PROBABLY CAUGHT ON CCTV CAMERA.
I'LL THROW THE FOOTAGE IN GRATIS.