1.15, "GOLDFINGER".
STRAWBERRY NESQUIK, FISHCAKES.

AS ORDERED. ONE CUP OF BEANS.
I'VE PUT A SAUSAGE IN. IT'S A MICHAEL SPECIAL.

SO ANY FANATICS WOULD BE PUT OFF AITOGETHER

HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

WAS THAT A LIE?

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

HELLO? BATTERY.

- DAVID SOUL'S GONNA BE THERE.
- YEAH.

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,

FAMOUS.

AND COULD YOU TOP IT UP WITH SOME GORDON'S GIN?

WHERE I LIVE.

- CAN I HAVE EGGS FOR BREAKFAST?
- AYE, CERTAINLY.

..AS I HAVE, THEN YOU'D REALISE
THAT THERE IS A COMPETITIVE ELEMENT.

CALLED UK CONQUEST.

- GREAT. THREE...NO, FOUR LADY-BOYS.
- FOUR LADY-BOYS, RIGHTY-HO.

(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,