I'M ONE OF THE ANTI-CANCER SET.
WE'RE A DYING BREED.
THIS'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU SAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD
GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE.
I'D LIKE YOU TO RETURN
MY "SPY WHO LOVED ME" VIDEO.
# GLANG-ALANG GLANG-ALANG ALANG
IS THAT A GRANITE WORK SURFACE
THAT'S SUPPORTING YOU BOTH?
- A PIECE OF FRUIT?
- NO, THANKS.
AND THEN THE MAN JUST WENT!
(CAMP VOLCE) WELL, HELLO, ALAN,
BIT OF A MAVERICK, NOT AFRAID
TO BREAK THE LAW IF HE THINKS IT'S NECESSARY.
YEAH.
GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE
HE DIDN'T CREATE ADAM AND STEVE.
DAN! DAN!
I'M WATCHING ALL THE BOND FILMS
WITH MY FRIEND MICHAEL.
"WITH A MERE NINETY-BREAK HORSEPOWER AVAILABLE,
RADIO NORWICH, THE BEST MUSIC.
JUST GO AND SAY, "NO, I DON'T PAY. TAX IS RUBBISH."
I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.
I THINK TESSA'S SAYING THAT YOU HAVEN'T
BOUNCED BACK. I'VE ONLY SCANNED YOUR BOOK...
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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