SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SELLING THIS STUFF
AT THE COVERED MARKET.

I'M JUST PREPARING A JOKE FOR THEM,
WHICH SHOULD BE FUN.

A SONG THERE ABOUT A PROSTITUTE. DOESN'T
GIVE HER SURNAME. MUST GIVE HER A CALL.

SWANS! YOU FEED BEEFBURGERS TO SWANS.

- I HAVE QUESTION FOR BUILDER.
- LET'S GO NOW. GRAB HER, LYNN.

ALTHOUGH HE HADN'T CREATED PEOPLE THEN.

IT'S MINE.

WHY? YOU'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD MOUTH.

- GET READY FOR THE TAX PEOPLE.
- CHILL OUT, BABE...LOVE...LYNN.

BUT TODAY IS ALSO ABOUT FUN.

HERE WE ARE. MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT WHEN WE'RE READY.

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

IF I'VE SAID "FULL BEAM" ONCE
I'VE SAID IT A DOZEN TIMES.

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

WE'RE HAVING A HOEDOWN.

ALL I GOT THERE WAS "BROKEN HOMES".
AND A BROKEN HOME IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR EVIL.

- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.