- YOU COULD WEAR IT OR FLOSS WITH IT!
- OR SLICE CHEESE WITH IT!

ALL RIGHT, MY LOVE?

(VOMITS)

YOU REALISE IT WAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH VALENTINE'S DAY?

(LIVERPUDLIAN) THERE'S AN ADVERT FOR IT.

# EIGHTEEN TILL I DIE,
I'M GONNA BE EIGHTEEN TILL I DIE #

OPENING SEQUENCE - ME IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
FEEDING THE PIGEONS, GOING, "OH, GOD!"

OH!

- COME ON IN.
- CAN WE STILL TALK ABOUT KITCHENS?

CHESTER.

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN A BOTTLE OF SUNNY DELIGHT.

YOU DON'T NEED BEAUTY SLEEP. WELL, FORTY WINKS.

NO, ACTUALLY. IT WAS LIKE THIS.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM

BLOW UP THE TREE AND USE THE LEAVES TO MAKE
A DRESS FOR YOUR WIFE, WHO'S ALSO YOUR BROTHER!

- IF THAT'LL HELP THINGS.
- YES, YES.

I'LL PUT YOU IN THIS ROOM AND GET THE KIDS.