AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...
- ALL RIGHT, ALAN?
- ALL RIGHT...
LOOK. I WANT TWO SPEAKERS
FOR AN ALBA STEREO SYSTEM.
- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.
NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?
THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.
YOU ARE NOT THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER!
IF YOU WERE, THE COUNTY WOULD GO TO POT!
CAN YOU JUST ANSWER "YES"
FOR THE PURPOSES OF A JOKE?
- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.
I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING LIED TO.
I'VE BEEN LIED TO A LOT.
LOVE TO. YEAH.
RIGHT. WELL, WHERE ARE YOU?
I'VE GOT SOME STUFF FOR YOUR BEDROOM.
HAVE YOU DECIDED WHICH ROOM IT'S GOING TO BE?
I COULDN'T STAY THERE AFTER THAT.
I USED TO BE IN THE CHOIR AT PRIMARY SCHOOL...
I COULD THROW MYSELF OFF THE TOP OF YOU
IF I GET DEPRESSED AGAIN!

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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