JUST...JUST GOING FOR A WALK!

HELLO. OH, HIYA!

WHAT WAS HE DOING ON THE BLOODY ROOF?

SO WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO TOGETHER, THEN?
NORWICH IS OUR OYSTER.

AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TOO MANY THINGS.

- WHO ARE ALL THESE CARS?
- THEY'RE BONO'S.

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- YOU OWN KITCHEN PLANET ON THE A416?
- THE VERY SAME.

WELL, GO AND TALK TO HIM!

THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

- HE'S ALWAYS BEEN AT THIS LEVEL.
- AYE. WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY...

UM, I WANT TO GO AND TALK TO HIM OVER THERE.

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

YES. SOME ARE ON A SPIKE,
YOU'VE GOT SOME IN AN ENVELOPE

- DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?
- NO, THANK YOU.

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

I WANT YOU HERE.
YOU'D BE MY VERY OWN JOHN WEST TINNED WOMAN.