CHRIS. CHRIS FEATHERS. HI.

OH, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN? CLICK, CLICK.

YOU KNOW WHEN THERE'S NOTHING COMING UP?

- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY PROJECT.
- IT'S JUST A MEET AND GREET.

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!

HELLO, SUSAN. JUST CLOCKING THE NAME TAG THERE.

ANYWHERE DOWN THE CENTRAL LINE,
ALL THE MAJOR ORGANS ARE KEPT.

I CAN DISCONNECT IT, PUT A SCRAMBLE ON IT,
JUST KNOCK IT OUT OF THE SYSTEM.

- DOUBLE IT.
- IT'S STILL CHEAP.

(WOMAN) I THINK WE'LL BE GIANT..

THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.

WE'RE NOT, YOU ARE.
I DON'T MEAN YOU'VE GOT CANCER.

A DIGITAL WATCH WITH DENIM STRAP,
A VODKA MINIATURE, A BIC-STYLE RAZOR

THEY KNOW WHO I AM,
BUT YOU COULD BE A SEX OFFENDER.

GETTING A BIT CROWDED NOW. LIKE LONDON.

- THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT "M" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- WHY?