YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THIS MILK JUG.
IT'S A BIT LIKE A MUG.

YES, YOU DID. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AND NOT A VERY GOOD BOOK.

CLIFF THORBURN IS NOT PRIMARILY A PRESENTER.

EXACTLY HOW MUCH DO YOU TEACHERS EARN?

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU WEREN'T HERE
FIVE MINUTES AGO. LISTEN TO THIS.

(MUSIC: "JET" BY WINGS)

CAROL, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE IN ALAN'S CORPORATE VIDEO?

IT'S 1 A.M.

THEY ARE OBLIGED TO CONTRACT OUT

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.
- I KNOW.

I WILL REMEMBER. THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE
I TOOK SOME POT AND I WAS BRIEFLY MINDLESS.

(BUZZER)

- WE DON'T WANT A CLOWN, ALAN.
- GOD, NO.

SO I'M AFRAID CONSUMER RIGHTS NO LONGER APPLY.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT WITH THAT,
BECAUSE IT'S A RACE OF PEOPLE, AND IT'S A FOOD.

# IT'S THE KISS OF DEATH

- HOW?
- THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD A HUMAN BEING.