I MEAN, I JUST DON'T WANT TO KISS,
I WANT TO GO THE WHOLE WAY.

# BUT DON'T GO IN

BUT YOU MAY BE VERY DIZZY.

IT'S BASICALLY A TV SHOW THAT'S NOT ON TV.

THAT WAS THE BEST FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST
I'VE HAD SINCE GAY WILMOT'S WEDDING.

THEN THEY'LL ALL PILE IN IT AND ESCAPE!

A DETECTIVE SERIES
BASED IN NORWICH, CALLED "SWALLOW".

I WOULDN'T HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE BOOKS WERE'.

AND "WET CHRISTMAS".

NO, I CAN STILL SMELL YOU. I HAVEN'T HAD A SHOWER.

MY MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF FOR A REASON.
I WAS AT AN OWL SANCTUARY.

YEAH. BUT ALL THOSE SMALL TAXIS
AND LITTLE TOWER BRIDGES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GIANT.

LET'S MAKE IT MORE FROTHY
WITH A SQUIRT OF LIGHT LEMON LIQUID.

LT'S A FLEX OFF A MINI KETTLE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TAIL.

BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

WENT TO SILVERSTONE,
SHOOK JACKIE STEWART'S HAND! SUPERB!

FINISHED WITH THE "DAILY MAIL"? CHEERS.