- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

I THINK I'D PREFER TO ADOPT. MEN CAN THESE DAYS.

I MEAN THINGS LIKE TABASCO SAUCE AND SOY.

- THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM?
- THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT.

YOU CAN IF YOU ANGLE THE MIRROR BY THE DOOR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

FUNNY WORLD.

- OH.
- I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON SONJA.

THE TIME IS TEN PAST FIVE.

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

(HORN TOOTS)

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
SEE YOUR FUTURE JUST AT THE BBC, ALAN.

- CHRIS, CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

- GOOD.
- HOW LONG YOU LIVE IN HOUSE?

- IT'S A FRIGHTENING THOUGHT.
- AYE.

COULD HAVE DONE WITH A SKYLIGHT, REALLY.

FANTASTIC. THAT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE!

THAT'S IRRELEVANT. EXCUSE ME.