GERRY ADAMS LOOKS LIKE A DEPUTY HEADMASTER

I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.

HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?

- I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. "NORFOLK NIGHTS".
- THE VERY SAME.

THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.

- WALT DISNEY! ANIMALS NEVER WORE CLOTHES.
- HANG ON.

AND IT WAS FULL OF SOILED BANDAGES.

LYNN! I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

WE'RE STOPPING THIS AFTER TONIGHT.

ABOUT EAST END THUGS WHO LEND YOU
AND A WEEK LATER YOU OWE THEM A MILLION.

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

ONE FOR HIM AND ONE FOR HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW.

THAT WAS A GENUINE MISTAKE.

I'VE HAD THESE SHORTS SINCE 1982.

YOUR BARK TRUNKS SOAKING UP
THE WATER LIKE A SPONGE,

I FAINTED THREE TIMES.

YOUR COMMENTS WERE ILL-FOUNDED.
THEY WERE DEEPLY IGNORANT,