- CHEESE SANDWICH.
- RIGHT.

AS ORDERED. ONE CUP OF BEANS.
I'VE PUT A SAUSAGE IN. IT'S A MICHAEL SPECIAL.

AND HIS ACCESS WON'T WIPE.
YOU GET THE PICTURE.

YEAH. POP IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

OH, EXCUSE ME.
SOPHIE, COULD YOU DEAL WITH THIS?

THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

-..AND WHO LEFT THIS COFFEE CUP HERE?
- SORRY, I MEANT TO CLEAN IT LAST NIGHT.

- DOUBLE IT.
- IT'S STILL CHEAP.

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

- NO.
- JUST A JOKE.

HELLO? RECEPTION? SORRY, I MUST HAVE HIT A ZERO.

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

BUT IT'S STILL THERE.

(LIVERPUDLIAN) THERE'S AN ADVERT FOR IT.

MAYBE THE MONKEYS ARE TYING
TO COLLECT ENOUGH PARTS TOGETHER

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)