BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.
MASSIVE, IT IS.
BEAR WITH ME.
THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...
I'LL HAVE A PINT OF BITTER.
YOU WERE LEANING FORWARDS
WITH YOUR HANDBAG LIKE THAT.
- I GOT FED UP GETTING MY FEET DIRTY.
- THEY LOOK LIKE ACTION MAN BODY BAGS!
LOVELY, MAN. I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT
THAT YOU COULD MAKE TOAST IN A MICROWAVE.
SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.
- NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S FIFTY.
- SO'S HELEN MIRREN.
I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.
OH, GOD!
- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.
# WILLY GOES THERE AND WILLY
GOES THERE AND THERE... #
I'M HAVING A POP AT THE UNDEAD.
NO.
- WE DON'T NEED OUR DRIVE TARMACKING.
- THIS IS GORDON.
TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST A KNOT IN MY VEST.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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