HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

MICHAEL, RELEASE THE HEADMASTER.

- I CAN'T.
- I'LL COME WITH YOU.

I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU
TO SEE A SHOW HOUSE AT TEN O'CLOCK.

THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.

DO YOU REMEMBER CATCHING ME
IN THAT DARKROOM SNOGGING THAT LAB ASSISTANT?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

(HOOTER BLASTS)

IN THE BATHROOM,

AND SAYING, "I'M A GIANT WITCH!"

SEE YOU LATER.

I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.

I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

AND A SEGMENT OF LEMON,

SEE YOU LATER!

A LONDON LOVE TAXI. I HAVE PUT MY HEART
IN BACK OF TAXI AND TOLD DRIVER TO GO TO YOU.

ALAN. ALAN. THERE.

ARE YOU IN FAVOUR OF THE DEATH PENALTY?