(PAN PIPES PLAY)

AND A CHAP IN HIS EARLY FORTIES,

- DO YOU DRINK DIRECTOR'S?
- I'VE GOT IT ON TAP.

- (BARKING)
- SOMEONE LOCK THE DOG IN!

YOU'VE HIT THE HAZARDS!

WHAT?

(BUZZING)

THIS IS LOVELY, THIS.
IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN OLD LADY'S HAIR.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
WHAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK LIKE IN A BILLION YEARS.

THAT WAS ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S CALLED AN AIREALATOR.

THEY WILL LOOK DOWN THROUGH THEIR GIANT TELESCOPE

THAT'S RIGHT, ALAN.

MICHAEL DID SOMETHING SIMILAR LAST NIGHT
AND HE'S VERY HAPPY.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE SICK ON THE ROAD.