THEN GO FOR A LOVELY LAMB LUNCH IN WINDSOR,

- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

- I'LL HAVE TO GET IT.
- HELLO?

HORSES RUNNING THROUGH COUNCIL ESTATES,

IT'S ALL WRAPPING UP IN ABOUT AN HOUR ANYWAY,

THE ACCOUNTANTS SAY THAT SINCE YOU'VE
DEFINITELY NOT GOT A SECOND SERIES FROM THE BBC,

- HIS PANIC ATTACKS HAVE ALL BUT STOPPED.
- THANKS, LYNN.

- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.

I'VE JUST REALISED.
WE HAVEN'T GOT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".

EIGHT AND A HALF THOUSAND?

(SINGS OUT OF TUNE)

IT LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES
SO BETTER LEARN TO JOG AGAIN QUICKLY.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

YOU'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG.

SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO LEAVE,
THEN NOW'S THE TIME.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.