(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

WELL, HE MIGHT MAKE THAT NOISE. BE A BIT WEIRD.

- SO'S BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HIM!

OK. TWO QUESTIONS. HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT
AND WHAT FLOOR'S THE RESTAURANT ON?

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

AYE.

WHICH I HAPPEN TO THINK IS VERY GOOD. I MEAN,
IT'S NOT FIVE-STAR, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY COMPETITIVE.

IT'S ON THE CENTRAL STEERING WHEEL BOSS
BEHIND THE AIR BAG.

IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.

IT'S MAY.

BECAUSE THEY'VE PACKED THEM IN TOO TIGHT.
LISTEN, JILL, I REALLY LIKE YOU, BUT...

I WON'T KISS YOU GOODBYE.
I'LL KISS YOU LATER. AND THE REST. WHOA!

- YOU DROPPED YOUR ID CARD, "RADIO NORWICH".
- OH, THANKS.

YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.

- THIS IS RHUBARB CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD.
- SMASHING.

SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE FOUND IT A BIT CREEPY.