STAY DOWN.
SORRY. GOT TO GO.
YOU SAY...TOMATO.
FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,
MAKE A NOTE OF THAT, LYNN.
SHE'D LIKE HER ASHES TO BE SCATTERED
IN A MEADOW. THAT'S THE KIND OF THING WE WANT.
AND A RECEIPT FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
FROM DOLCIS IN DUNDEE.
- WHEN DID HE SIGN THAT?
- WHEN I WAS AT HIS HOUSE.
JURASSIC PARK!
BUT PART OF THE PROBLEM WAS THAT SHE DID WORK
FOR HIM, AND HE HAD TO SACK HER ANYWAY.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ERECTION.
UNLESS IT'S IN THE MIRROR, RIGHT, GUYS?
YEAH, WHATEVER.
DID YOU GET ANY VALENTINE'S CARDS THIS MORNING?
- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?
I WAS THERE SHOUTING WITH EVERYONE EKE,
DO YOU SMELL GAS?
THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!
DON'T SMILE. YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR NECK.
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET KAREN COLMAN?
- WELL...YES.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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