I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

I LOVED THAT PHRASE YOU USED, IT WAS VERY CLEVER,

THE GOOD NEWS.

AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...

HAVE YOU TAMPERED WITH THE WRAPPING?

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

# NOBODY DOES IT... # BIT OF NIPPLE.

HE IS AN EX-SNOOKER PLAYER
AND IS AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY.

"KOJAK"!

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

(KISS)

I'M A SOFT TARGET.
THEY WON'T GO FOR THE PRIME MINISTER,

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

IN A DEAD MAN'S CHAIR
LECHING AT HER LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT...

(LAUGHS)

THIS ONE'S A BAPTIST.
LYNN'S BEING SUBMERGED THIS WEEK, FOR HER SINS.

I'M SORRY. THAT WASN'T DELIBERATE,
L PROMISE YOU. IT'S NOT A CRY FOR HELP.

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.