I GOT MARRIED IN THIS. I GOT IT FROM MANILA.

OH, YES. I SUPPLY FITTED KITCHENS.

NO.

- YEAH, I WAS MAKING A PUN ON YOUR NAME.
- OH, RIGHT,

- I LIKE YOUR THONG.
- IT'S VULCANISED RUBBER

I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.

(SINGS BADLY)

RIGHT. WELL, WHERE ARE YOU?

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

- DID HE LEAVE A FIRST NAME?
- NO.

I KNEW A BLOKE WHO HAD FINGERS LIKE THAT.

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN...
- HIS COFFIN LID OPENS WITH A CREAK.

WHEN YOU CAME UP, HE'D GO,
"WHERE'S THE MONEY?"

BETRAY ME AND THEN KISS ME.

THAT MEANS THERE WILL BE NOISE
OR THERE WON'T BE NOISE?

(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,

YES. BACON - TEN ON TEN.