YEAH.

NO. IT WAS JUST A MR P NISHEAD.

- I AM ALL YOURS!
- DO YOU MIND IF I TURN THE LIGHT OUT?

BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?

IT'S ON THE CENTRAL STEERING WHEEL BOSS
BEHIND THE AIR BAG.

- I TOLD HER THAT.
- YOU NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL, ALAN.

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

NO. I'M SEEING TONY HADLEY FROM SPANDAU BALLET.

THE POINT IS, I NOW HAVE
THE THIRD BEST SLOT ON RADIO NORWICH

- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

THEY WERE, ACTUALLY.
I WAS REPELLENT TO WOMEN FOR TWO YEARS.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

FASCINATING CREATURES, THOUGH.

I AM TECHNICALLY A GUEST
AND YOU FAILED TO CONTROL ME.

- IN OFF THE RED!
- HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

AND A RECEIPT FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
FROM DOLCIS IN DUNDEE.

YOU'RE NOT JUST SEXY,
YOU'RE ALSO A VERY GOOD...FAN CLUB MEMBER.

OH, SORRY. I WAS JUST DOING THE CATALOGUES.