I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.

- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.

NICE. HAVE CUP OF COFFEE,
PUT A SPRING IN YOUR STEP.

NO WAY, YOU BIG SPASTIC! YOU'RE A MENTALIST!

I FORGOT. YOU'RE NOT BONO.

AND I MARCHED AROUND SAYING, "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!

YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT NORFOLK BEING
LIKE A BREAST? CERI SAID THE A47 IS THE AREOLA!

BUT YOU MAY BE VERY DIZZY.

(HOOTER BLASTS)

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

- COULD I HAVE A SANDWICH, PLEASE?
- YES.

YOU WORK IN A PETROL STATION. IT'S NOT THE GUIF WAR.

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

(WOMAN) SCENE THIRTEEN, TAKE TWO,

WHERE'S LYNN? SHE'S NEVER LATE.