IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- HELLO, JILL.
- WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?

THANK YOU VEY MUCH INDEED.
KISS MY FACE!

IT'S GOOD.

MY LANDLADY IS TELLING ME THAT THE GIRL MUST GO

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

(KNOCK)

NO, BUT THIS COULD BE A COMPACT SWISS CHALET.

- YOU WANT ME TO PAY RENT?
- I'M SURE WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW WITH ANOTHER PRIZE.
IT'S A PIGGY BANK.

RUINED A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT
FOR MANY DINERS BY MASSACRING THEM.

YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!

- YES, I THINK SO.
- I'D BETTER ANSWER IT.

ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.

THIS HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A BULLET-PROOF VEST,

YEAH.

TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.