I CAN'T PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
BIT MORE...A BIT MORE...
- CAN'T YOU JUST DIM IT A BIT?
- YEAH, OK.
BIG BIRD.
ACTUALLY, DO YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR TOILET?
THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".
JUST GIVE ME HALF A BOTTLE OF BLUE NUN, PLEASE.
I'M HAVING A POP AT THE UNDEAD.
L HAVEN'T GOT A SECOND SERIES,
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY THAT EARLIER,
IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!
AND THEN I'LL PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE
AND SMACK YOUR BARE BOTTOMS.
BOUNCED...BOUNCING...
IN YOUR CASE, IT WAS BRAVO 6-O.
- SHE'D LIKE TO. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
- NO, IT'S A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.
I STAND CORRECTED
SAID THE MAN IN THE ORTHOPAEDIC SHOES!
IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?
HELLO.
JUST POP YOUR ELBOW ON THERE...
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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