- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?

- BUT I HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT IT.
- COME ON, ALAN, IT'S JUST A BIT OF FUN.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IF THEY HAD THEMSELVES
PROPER JOBS TO GAN TO, THEY WOULDN'T DO IT.

- LITTLEWOODS ARE VERY QUICK.
- THEY ARE, YES.

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

OH, YES. I CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DONE NOW.
SHALL I PUT IT ON THE LIST?

AND THEY THINK THEY'RE IN AN AEROPLANE
BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER CHICKENS ARE SO SMALL.

- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

YES, I KNOW. IT'S JUST A JOKE.

- "YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK."
- NO!

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

UM, I WANT TO GO AND TALK TO HIM OVER THERE.

THEY'VE LEFT IT OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
SO IT'S HAD A CHANCE TO BREATHE.

FAT ARMS, BEARDS
AND THAT'S JUST THE MEN...WOMEN.

WELL, TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

PERHAPS IT DOESN'T FIT IN WITH HER BLINKERED
VIEW OF THE WORLD. NEVERTHELESS, NICE SONG.

THIS WOMAN ENRAPTURED THIS MAN,
MADE HIM FEEL SIXTEEN AGAIN.