I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

(ALAN) THAT IS THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY
I'VE HAD IN EIGHT YEARS.

YOU AND I KNOW I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THE LAST LAUGH...

IT'S MINE.

AYE.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.

NO. THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING LAST NIGHT.

I MUST SAY, IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE HOTEL.

YEP, FAIR POINT.

YEAH. I OFTEN THINK I SHOULD
SWALLOW THIS WHOLE

APART FOR HEAVY LIFTING. I'VE GOT A BAD BACK.

YES. THAT'S FOR HYGIENE REASONS.
IT LETS THE BUTTOCKS BREATHE.

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

- WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE SOCKETS?
- TWO THERE, TWO THERE, ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

BUT FINE, I'LL SACK HER.

YES, I'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO THEM.
THEY'RE COMING OVER THIS AFTERNOON.

"I DON'T KNOW. I'M BEING BAPTISED."
"DOWN YOU GO AGAIN."