MIKE SAMPSON. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

(BUZZER)

- HELLO?
- (MAN) HELLO,

- I'M HAVING A BARBECUE, FANCY COMING OVER?
- I'D LOVE TO!

"AND I THINK LOTS OF BOYS ON AN ISLAND
KILLING A FAT BOY"

DO THOSE KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT?

HE'S DEAD NOW.

SO THE LAST THING HE DID WAS AN ACT OF KINDNESS.

- WELL, SOMETIMES, AYE.
- REALLY? WHEN?

- IT'S SUE COOK.
- WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

- NO.
- I GOT DIVORCED, YOU KNOW.

CASHBACK.

- DO YOU MIND IF I BRING MY GUITAR?
- I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF AREA.

# DO YOU?

DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

ABOUT THE PEDESTRIANISATION
OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?