COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.
(GEORDIE ACCENT)
AYE-AYE, MR PARTRIDGE, MORNING.
- COULD WE SEE THE RECEIPTS ON YOUR SPIKE?
- YES. I HAVE A CONFESSION.
YOU'VE SAID IT AGAIN!
JUST BECAUSE I'VE GOT A SHIT TABLE.
- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.
SPRING IN YOUR STEP'S THE LAST THING YOU NEED
ON A CLIFF. IT'S A SUICIDE HOT SPOT.
SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?
- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.
OH, THIS IS...
OH, THAT'S BANG OUT OF ORDER!
YOU COULD GET A BUS THROUGH THERE,
YOU (BLEEP)! LET ME THROUGH!
I'M NOT OLD! I'M 43, YOU CHEEKY GIT!
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
THAT'S THE GENIUS OF ITS LOCATION.
TIME NOW TO HAND OVER TO MINE BREAKFAST HOST
MR DAVID CLIFTON. GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR!
AH, HELLO, SUSAN. THERE'S A SLIGHT PROBLEM.
YES. I THINK I'LL HAVE
THE FETTUCCINI A L'ARRABBIATA, PLEASE.
- HELLO.
- WHAT PUMP NUMBER?
WITH THE APOLLO 11 SPACE MISSION.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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