LYNN! LYNN!

COME IN.

NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?

TOGETHER AFTER VISIT FROM LESTER PRICE,

(PAN PIPES PLAY)

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

FIRE! FIRE! THE FAIR'S ON FIRE!

NO WAY, YOU BIG SPASTIC! YOU'RE A MENTALIST!

THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOU COME FROM A PRIVILEGED BACKGROUND.

THAT'S THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

AND YOU'RE SPENDING SATURDAY IN BED WITH A GIRL.

I TOLD HER I DISAPPROVE OF WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS,
BUT SHIT HAPPENS.

RUINED A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT
FOR MANY DINERS BY MASSACRING THEM.

(BUZZER)

WE DID!

I REMEMBER SEEING THE REFLECTION IN HIS EYES
JUST BEFORE I HIT IT. IT WAS TOO LATE, OF COURSE.