THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU
TO SEE A SHOW HOUSE AT TEN O'CLOCK.

- WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT SNAZZY CARDIGAN?
- I JUST THREW IT ON.

I'VE JUST REALISED.
WE HAVEN'T GOT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

L MEAN, AT FIRST I WAS MORTIFIED..

LISTEN. I'VE BEEN THREATENED BY AN EX-FUZZ.

AND WHEN I GO SOUTH, IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

WHICH MEANS IT WON'T PERISH.

I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

A FILIPINO LASSIE. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM.

WE ARE HAVING MAJOR REPAIRS DONE TO THE LOBBY,

EUROPE, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU JUST EAT CRISPS. THINGS LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NAKED FLAMES ON THE FORECOURT.

- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY, REALLY.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROUND!

- YOU DON'T KNOW?
- NO, I DON'T.