I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.

SEE THAT MAN WITH THE BIG HEAD
AND THE SMALL FACE?

EVEN IF IT JUST ROLLED AN APPLE TOWARDS ME
AND WENT...

OH, FORGET IT!

- IT'S A SMALL "H".
- NO, MAN. YOU CAN SEE THAT FROM SPACE.

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

YOU'VE HIT THE HAZARDS!

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SUNDAY PAPERS,

HELLO. DANTE FIRES? THROUGH THERE.
OOOH...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.

THEY WERE, ACTUALLY.
I WAS REPELLENT TO WOMEN FOR TWO YEARS.

AND THE PROBLEM IS, I'VE GOT SOME
RUDE DAUBINGS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.

- I'VE GOT A WIFE.
- IS SHE OLDER THAN YOU OR YOUNGER?

- HELLO, JED.
- HELLO. AND BUSINESS PARTNER.

THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.

I FORGOT. YOU'RE NOT BONO.

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.