SORRY. IT'S THE NEW SYSTEM.

- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.

ALSO, ALAN IS PRETTY WELL HUNG, SO...

JUST TALKING ABOUT COWS.

SINCE OWNING A LEXUS,
IT'S AMAZING THE NUMBER OF LEXI YOU SEE AROUND.

- IT'S TODD.
- SERIOUSLY?

THEY'RE TRAINED AND VERY RIGHT-WING.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A CUP OF BEANS?
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

# WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR... #

- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

MICHAEL, I WAS JUST SAYING TO SUSAN.
BIT OF A JOB FOR YOU.

..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.

FINE. SQUEEZE A DOUBLE BED IN
AND I CAN OPEN THE DOOR AND STEP ONTO THE BED.

(MUSIC PLAYS)

AND IT'S SIGNED BY BONO.

THIS BOOK WOULD FIT INTO AN ATTACHE CASE

THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.