SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.

OK.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE TELESCOPIC DAMPERS
ON EACH CORNER OF THE CARAVAN

CARRY ON.

HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!

(APPLAUSE)

HE'S THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR
OF BBC TELEVISION.

- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.

I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT, RIGHT.

- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON QUICKSAND.

IT'S LIKE BEING INSIDE AN ENORMOUS FOX'S
GLACIER MINT. WHICH, AGAIN, TO ME IS A BONUS.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO POP THAT IN THE BIN?

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.

(LYNN) SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

(ROCK MUSIC)

- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.

- DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?
- PARDON... YEAH, LOVE IT.

- SKIPJACK SONJA IN BRINE.
- AND I CAN VISIT WHENEVER I WANT?