WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

I THINK YOU'VE GOT A VIVID IMAGINATION.

- SWING A TIGER IN HERE, REALLY!
- YOU COULD, COULDN'T YOU?

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.

SUSAN, CAN YOU MAKE
PORNOGRAPHY COME ON MY TELLY, PLEASE?

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

THERE HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLAINTS FROM FARMERS.

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

AYE. THIS ONE TIME, RIGHT,
L WAS STATIONED OUT IN BELIZE

- I'M NOT THE VIETNAM. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.
- NO. LEAVE IT.

VERY GOOD. HAVE YOU
GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

THE IDEA OF REFLECTION OF COURSE
IS WHAT DAD WAS INTERESTED IN, THE IDEA OF...

- LYNN!
- COME AND SIT DOWN FOR GIN RUMMY.

BUT PART OF THE PROBLEM WAS THAT SHE DID WORK
FOR HIM, AND HE HAD TO SACK HER ANYWAY.

WELL, WHERE DO I START?

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

THAT WAS JAPAN -
THE EFFEMINATE FUTURISTS FROM THE 80S -