YOU TELL TAX PEOPLE THEY WON'T FIND YOUR MONEY?
- I AM NOT SCARED TO DOGS.
- THESE ARE MORE LIKE FAT HORSES.
THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.
ABANDON THAT, LYNN, IT'S NOT WORKING.
OK, DOOMSDAY SCENARIO.
OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.
- NO. SPEAKER SYSTEM.
- SORRY.
KING ROAD.
NO.
IF YOU SINK, YOU'RE A BAPTIST,
AND IF YOU FLOAT...YOU'RE EVIL?
PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
I HEAR YOUR BOOK'S BEING PULPED.
- MARVELLOUS.
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW.
YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?
- IT'S QUITE DISTRACTING WHEN YOU INTERRUPT.
- YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HER!
THE RATINGS FOR THE FIRST SERIES STARTED POORLY
AND WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE.
RIGHT. THANKS.
JUST STICK TO YOUR SMILE. IT'S A LOVELY SMILE.
I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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