OK. LET'S RECAP. DRAW THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER,

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR A MAN...

(SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT)
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

WHAT?

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

- IS THIS MAKING YOU FEEL BETTER?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.

- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

- YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW, MR PARTRIDGE.
- I'LL BE HONEST, I'M PRETTY CURIOUS.

- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

IT FLUSHED ON THE FIRST YANK! I LOVE THIS HOUSE!

DON'T KNOW.

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

WHAT AN APPALLING THING TO SAY.
YOU'VE PUT ME IN AN INVIDIOUS POSITION.