I NEARLY SENT MY SON FERNANDO HERE,
BUT I WAS ABLE TO EDUCATE HIM PRIVATELY.

NOT MY FACE! I'M DOING A PHOTO-SHOOT
FOR VISION EXPRESS!

- WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BOOK?
- NOT NOW, MICHAEL...

"WHILE OVERTAKING NATIONAL EXPRESS COACHES
CAN BECOME A LONG, DRAWN-OUT AFFAIR."

HERE'S BRIAN AND MICHAEL.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE, THEY'RE FOR THE CAR.

KING ROAD.

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A DRESSING GOWN.
TELL US ABOUT THAT.

L HAVEN'T GOT A SECOND SERIES,
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY THAT EARLIER,

(ROBOTIC) TEA OR COFFEE? TEA OR COFFEE?

(80'S-STYLE SYNTHESIS MUSIC)

ARE A MILLION MILES FROM YOUR THOUGHTS
AS YOU NEGOTIATE THE NORFOLK BROADS.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

- YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM?
- NO,

THAT'S RIGHT, ALAN.

MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,

THE GOOD THING
ABOUT STEPHEN HAWKING IS, HE IS CLEAR.

- YOU SMILED THEN, LYNN.
- NO, I DIDN'T.