- CAN YOU FINGERPRINT A SAUSAGE?
- EH, WELL, I SUPPOSE TECHNICALLY YOU COULD.

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

YOUR HEAD LOOSENS FROM YOUR TORSO
AND BOBS INTO THE DISTANCE,

MAKE SURE I DON'T SINK THE BOAT
AND DROWN EVERYONE LIKE A BIG TWIT.

MICHAEL!

RIGHT. THANKS.

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

MMMM.

- DID HE LEAVE A MESSAGE?
- NO.

- RIPPLES.
- FLAKES.

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

IT'S NOT BEING DESTROYED.
THE CORRECT TERM IS PULPED.

OF HAVING TO SPEND THREE DAYS WITH HIMSELF -

HELLO, LYNN. MESSAGE FROM ALAN.

- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

IT MUST BE ODD BEING
SURROUNDED BY PHOTOS OF YOURSELF.