THAT'S THE PLURAL.

- THIS WILL PUT NORWICH ON THE MAP.
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

- DID YOU SEND IT?
- NO, I SENT YOU A CHOCOLATE ORANGE,

WHO'S THE OTHER ONE?

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

- YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
- WAS I ON THAT LONG?

PERHAPS A METAPHOR FOR...

I USED TO GO ON NATURE TRAILS AND SPOT FLOWERS

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

WE'RE NOT, YOU ARE.
I DON'T MEAN YOU'VE GOT CANCER.

SONJA, THAT WAS CLASSIC INTERCOURSE.

IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

- THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALAN.
- THAT'S WHAT NAZI WAR CRIMINALS SAY.

- IS THERE A WHOOPEE CUSHION IN HERE?
- YES.

THANK YOU, PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS.

OH, SMART.

I LIKE THE EVENINGS WHEN THE LIGHTING GETS BAD.