POINTS.

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MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.

TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

THAT'S YOU. HELLO, DAN.

- THANKS FOR THE SOUVENIR.
- NO PROBLEM.

LISTEN. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT BEFORE.
YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD MOMENT.

- COULD I HAVE A SANDWICH, PLEASE?
- YES.

- ANY MESSAGES?
- JUST THE ONE. FROM BILL ODDIE.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

NICE AND OUT OF THE WAY.

WELL, THE "BIG IDEA"
IS THAT WE WANT TO PRODUCE A SHOW

HELLO, CHRIS. ARE YOU DEAD?

THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL.

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

HERE'S BRIAN AND MICHAEL.

I THINK YOU'RE SPLITTING HAIRS.

DID THEY GET YOU ON THE OLD JEANS RULE? NAZIS!