- I'VE GOT A WIFE.
- IS SHE OLDER THAN YOU OR YOUNGER?

YOU'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG.

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

I MEAN, THE OLD IMAGE
OF LEPRECHAUNS, SHAMROCK, GUINNESS,

HE'S IN THE THIRD BATTALION, THIS LAD
BUT HE'S RIGHT MEAN, OK?

HE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO WHERE HE WAS,
BUT HE'S COMING BACK.

THERE'S ONLY THE ONE CHAIR.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

LYNN, THIS IS TERRIBLE. THIS IS TERRIBLE.

YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO A SANDWICH BOARD

ALAN, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.

IMAGINE THAT, MIKE. DRIVING ACROSS THE STATES
ON ONE OF THEM ROADS - ROUTE 66.

- WHISPAS...
- AEROS.

IT'S JUST COMING UP TO 5.35 A.M.

EXACTLY HOW MUCH DO YOU TEACHERS EARN?

YEAH...

- SORRY. GOT OFF TO A BAD START.
- SORRY. WE ARE A BIT EARLY.

WITH "LIFE CAN BE CRUEL IN TOKYO".